I’m still here! I just got distracted.It happens.
I have the most hilarious and supportive friends. They do things like take me out for drinks and cheese fries and then we get tipsy and make bad decisions.
Like eating dessert after said cheese fries.
I was thinking about getting on the treadmill this past week (notice I just thought about it) and I was trying to charge my iPad so that I could watch Netflix while I did it but it refused to charge. I tried everything. Even putting fruit on the cord.
I kid you not. My iPad is now fully charged because I gave it a pomegranate. Seriously. What even is that about?
Does anyone else have to touch all the blankets when they go into stores? I’m a tactile person so I have a tendency to want to touch all the things, all the time. I will veer off course anywhere just to go touch something that looks cool.
Most of the time my friends just go with the flow, but I think I threw Reggie for a loop when I told her that I thought this must be what it felt like to inseminate a cow because I had my arm all the way in. We were laughing so hard that I thought we might get thrown out of JC Penny.
Friday night was spent bowling with these nerds and yes, I did manage to throw the ball behind me while taking my turn.
I only clipped the waitress on the ankle. She’s okay, but I might have died from embarrassment.
So tell me something embarrassing or awesome that happened to you this week!